Fred Calhoun

Fred Calhoun is a novelist, footballer and adventurer. His list of successful ventures and achievements is too extensive to list here. No, hang on, these are his fantasy answers from p27.

In reality, the author earns a crust working in publishing and has a lovely family and two dogs, both of whom seem to like him more than most people do.

He admits he could probably use some therapy but is too tight to pay for it. So he decided to write this book for anyone who feels the same way but needs to let off a little steam from time to time.